Y’all Are Nuts • Vintage Garment-Dyed Crewneck

Y’all Are Nuts • Vintage Garment-Dyed Crewneck

Bring some festive humor and charm to your winter wardrobe with our Y’all Are Nuts vintage-style crewneck. Featuring three pastel nutcrackers in soft holiday hues—and just the right amount of sass—this cozy sweatshirt delivers warmth, personality, and a nostalgic touch perfect for the season.

Crafted with garment-dyed cotton fleece, each crewneck has a beautifully lived-in, vintage wash that makes it feel like an old favorite from the very first wear. The relaxed fit and soft midweight fabric make it ideal for holiday shopping, crafting nights, lounging with cocoa, or gifting to someone who appreciates a little holiday whimsy.

Fabric & Fit Details

Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, this crewneck features a lightweight 6.4 oz/yd² (217 g/m²) fabric that’s comfy without being bulky. It has a relaxed fit, ribbed collar and cuffs, and a seamless body for smooth comfort. Because of the garment-dyed process, each piece has subtle color variations that create a unique, vintage look. The fabric is OEKO-TEX Standard 100 certified for safety and quality. Blank product is sourced from El Salvador.

Why You’ll Love It

Soft, charming, and delightfully quirky — this crewneck brings holiday joy with a wink and a smile.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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