“We Don’t Talk About Stashes” Cropped Hoodie — For the Diamond Painter With Secrets

“We Don’t Talk About Stashes” Cropped Hoodie — For the Diamond Painter With Secrets

We don’t talk about stashes…
But this cropped hoodie is definitely worth talking about.

Inspired by Trinity’s iconic parody on Summer’s Sparkling Good Time, this hoodie is the ultimate cozy-but-cute statement piece for every diamond painter who swears they’re “not buying anything else until next month.” The bold STASHES design paired with the playful script makes it the perfect inside joke for the Sparkling Squad.

This hoodie feels like a warm hug—soft, plush, and made with a premium cotton-poly fleece blend that keeps you comfy whether you’re diamond painting, filming a whip chat, or hiding yet another package before your partner gets home. The raw hem gives it that trendy, effortless vibe, and the dyed-to-match drawstrings keep everything looking polished and put together. Drop shoulders and the cropped fit add a modern silhouette that flatters and feels easy to wear.

Made from 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton and 48% poly fleece, with a 6.5 oz fabric weight that’s cozy without being bulky. Sourced from Mexico, Nicaragua, or the United States.

Wear it. Love it. Pretend you don’t have eight more kits arriving tomorrow.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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