“We Don’t Talk About Stashes” Long Sleeve Tee — Cozy, Cute, and a Little Too Honest

“We Don’t Talk About Stashes” Long Sleeve Tee — Cozy, Cute, and a Little Too Honest

For the diamond painter who swears their stash is “totally under control,” this long sleeve tee is the perfect wink to the joke we’re all in on. Inspired by Trinity’s hilarious “We Don’t Talk About Stashes” parody from the Summer’s Sparkling Good Time YouTube channel, it’s the ideal blend of comfort, sass, and sparkle-lover humor.

Made from soft airlume combed ring-spun cotton, this long sleeve feels lightweight yet cozy—perfect for filming whip chats, late-night sessions, or pretending you didn’t just place another order. The regular fit makes it easy to dress up or down: throw it on with jeans for a casual day, layer it with your favorite hoodie, or pair it with cute trousers when you want to look “responsible” despite the 14 unopened kits in the closet.

The construction is smooth and flattering with a classic crew neck, clean stitching, and soft ribbed cuffs that keep their shape. Heather shades include a touch of polyester for that lived-in feel everyone loves. Fabric weight lands at a comfy 4.2 oz, making it perfect for year-round wear.

Sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US.

Wear it proudly. Deny your stash passionately.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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