“We Don’t Talk About Stashes” Tee — For the Diamond Painter in Denial

“We Don’t Talk About Stashes” Tee — For the Diamond Painter in Denial

Shhh… we don’t talk about stashes.
Except we totally do.

Inspired by Trinity’s hilarious “We Don’t Talk About Stashes” parody from Summer’s Sparkling Good Time on YouTube, this tee is the official uniform for anyone who swears they’re “on a buying break”… while clicking add to cart again.

This shirt is soft, comfy, and dangerously wearable. Made from smooth ring-spun cotton, it feels amazing whether you’re filming a whip chat, sorting drills you absolutely didn’t just buy, or hiding another package from the mail carrier. The double-stitched neckline and sleeves keep it looking good wash after wash, and the fabric is quarter-turned so you won’t get that weird crease right down the middle.

Sport Grey and Dark Heather include a bit of polyester for extra softness and that lived-in look we love. Heads up—the White tee may look slightly off-white because of the fabric’s natural tone, but your sparkle will still be blinding.

Responsibly sourced from Bangladesh, Nicaragua, Honduras, the Dominican Republic, Haiti, or Guatemala.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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